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* Geh ha ha ha!
* It is I, the Duke of Puzzles, Rouxls Kaard!
* Not to be confused with this IMPOSTER,
* Who hath taken for themselvest mine Goode Name.
* Prithee make thine self comfortable on this pageth...
* As in truth 'tis mine ULTIMATE PUZZLE!
* Yes, here thou shallst be trapped for all eternity!
* For 'tis INESCAPABLE by ANY MEANS, and certainly thine Webbed Browsere doth not provide any such thing as a BUTTON with which thou mayst RETURN to yon PREVIOUSTH PAGE.
* Wait where are you g